I figured that since the only consistency this LJ has is that there is at least one post on WHD. So here it is:

HAPPY WHOOPIN' HOUSE DAY!!!

I was asked a couple of questions recently; Why is my job open today? And Is there a wikipedia entry on the day?

I had the day off, but someone we'll call "THE MAN" needed someone to oppress, and I was thereafter ( Read more... )

Ok, I've scrapped the previous two entries under this heading.
The first one was ridiculous and going nowhere.
The second one was my usual rant about how I'm tired and angry.

This one is going to be different.
Let me preface that I'm on day 6 of a 10 day run here at work because I need a weekend off. Apparently that's the only way to get a weekend. So ( Read more... )

I was commissioned today to write a politically correct holiday song ( Read more... )

As I'm prone to get on this LJ and moan incessantly about work, I thought I'd take a break from all that
and give a full blown dissertation on why I think everyone in charge of entertainment has gone "Full Retard" as Kirk Lazarus once said.

Now, perhaps it isn't everyone. Maybe that's a sweeping generalization that's a little further reaching than I ( Read more... )

My sales manager Bob is a pretty great guy. On top of that, over the course of us getting to know each other I've learned that he is incredibly well connected either through previous employment or people he knew in college.
Well, about two weeks ago, amidst all my revisioning whirlwinds, I took a chance and reached out for a bit of help.
See, there ( Read more... )

Bad news: My computer contracted something. 
Thus we had to start all over. And I mean ALL over.
EVERYTHING is gone.

Good news: I have copies of a lot of things both on my laptop and my drive at work. (Thanks Coliseum for allowing me time to write my book and other stuff.)

There are a LOT of things that I don't have. A lot of notes about "My Heart Lies ( Read more... )

Well, being the person I am, and from what I know of the creative types consistent with their nature, I've temporarily set aside my work and taken up something else because as most of you know, I've always wanted my own action figures.

So I typed, "Make your own..." into google and found a site promoting such things as sculpting your own.
And I ( Read more... )

More appropriately, sleep because I'm dead.

Wanna know the worst of it?
I'm seriously jonesing for a glass of milk, and there simply is NO milk to be had.

I knew I should have made the run earlier at like 10.

Dang it.

I'm in a half conscious state right now.
Beyond eerily calm.
I can and should sleep at this instant and yet I'm posting.

I set up a facebook ( Read more... )

Mike's appearance today at US Cellular is brought to you by Darvocet and Motrin IB ( Read more... )

So I'm at the jorb. Finally a moment's peace to really get out there and put my feelers on the internet ( Read more... )